Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Chua Soi Lek resigns over sex tape

First of all, Dr Chua Soi Lek is the Health Minister, a member of parliament & vice president of the Malaysian Chinese Association. Brought into the cabinet by Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi in 2004 - risen quickly in the government in recent years

Second of all, at the rate Malaysian ministers are going, he should have at least 40 billion in his savings. I've designed an algorithm to estimate the wealth of a particular minister by looking at his age, name & government ranking. At least it worked on my Chief Minister who about 15 years ago, was publicly reported to own a total asset of RM20bill

Now put 1 and 2 together and consider his age - 60. Now heres the story

A 60 year old Chua Soi Lek suddenly feels an itch on his dick so this multi billionaire eventually went to a run down hotel to find some sex with a personal friend.

He then admits calmly and conveniently that he was involved in the sex video and is relinquishing all his positions.

And he doesnt realize that as a politician, you just need to shed a few tears like Rafidah did and you get away with things. He was just as calm as a praying mantis when he publicly tendered

Now consider our late deputy prime minister Anwar Ibrahim. Looked good, on a roll in the government, on his way to be PM and one bright morning, they found his sperm in his family driver's ass. Expelled from the rulling party and was arrested for allegedly sodomising his driver.

Best of all, the general public thinks - Malaysia boleh. Malaysia upholds justice and enforces a good civic mentality. You fuck around, you either resign or you get expelled. Malaysia boleh!

WTF is this country heading towards?!?!?

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