Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Random and lame

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Commercial Break
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Got a problem picking up girls coz you have nipples pointing downwards, 1 pack abs and unmaintained pubic hair?

Introducing the "gladiator apron", which will solve all your problems. Money back guarantee for those who still fail to pick up girls even after a cash transaction.
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Can also be used to stimulate your homo partner, as a surprise to your gf, even orgy parties. Call 1-300-300-300 and get them now!

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What is fashion?

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Italy is a fashion capital, so everything needs to be different so they stand out. Isnt that what fashion is all about? - being indifferent. In Malaysia, half the aprons worn by mums out there are sponsored by Maggi, the other half have floral or checker designs. In Rome, they put naked gladiators on aprons, so that's what i mean by being indifferent.

In Japan to America to Europe to Australia - you throw your money into the wishing well facing it. They make it as easy as possible for you to flush all your coins into it just because you wanna pose for a picture, pretending that you're making a wish. At the end of the day, all of you fulfill the cleaners wishes.

In Italy, because it needs to be indifferent, they say.... throw your coins into the wishing well backwards. So you do not see who's swimming in the pool picking up your coins. Indifferent.

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Plea for world peace
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Christians & Muslims in the world need to come together.
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To the Christians - do not generalize, not every Muslim is a terrorist.
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To the Muslims, do not become a terrorist.
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Make peace like me & Zufar. He came visit a church with me in Florence.
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I took a picture of Prophet Muhammad's sword in Topkapi Museum for keeping. Talk about mutual respect.



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How are the police referred to in different parts of the world?
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In Germany, the police are referred to as the Polizei. In America, the Cops. In Australia, Coppers. In Italy, Polizia. In Malaysia, Polis.


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In China? Police.. but pronounced poh - li - seh




Strange Chinese culture

In Malaysia, if you serve your guests food on a round table. And if your guests leaves the round table with empty plates left on the table, you feel proud. You feel that they liked your food.

In China, if you serve your guests food on a round table. And if your guests leaves the round table with empty plates left on the table, you'll probably not see your guests again.

Chinese have the pleasure of over-serving you food. The more you ask them to stop ordering, the more arrogant they become and the more they order. So the table never runs out of food, for if it does, the Chinese get offended. So that's how important over-serving food in the Chinese culture is. Take for example.

I was in Beijing sometime ago and the company which was hosting us in China brought us out for dinner one night and this was the first dish we got. Out of like 50 + more dishes eventually. That's me at the background just to give you a gauge of the size of the bowl. It was fucking bigger than the basin they had in the washroom. It would be amazing if i could have finished a quarter of the bowl.


Anyway, then came the appertizers, in like 24 plates. And im getting too tired to talk about the mains & deserts we had. So that's how important over-serving food is in the Chinese culture


Good night.

3 comments:

Boss Stewie said...

hahaha what a post dude

shetalkslikejune said...

Given a choice between chinese hospitality and Italian 6 packs..i would choose, umm a real italian man.

des said...

tim lol it was so random i was laughing at it myself reading it again after 2 days.

shetalkslikejune - man for a sec, i thought your nick was spelled in arabic... and go for it, italian men are hot. not that im gay, but i know it sounds gay