Patong Beach, Harassed & robbed by transvestites

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Patong Beach is the hotspot in Phuket island. Where all the Go Go bars are, where all the commercialized boxing rings are, where all the pubs & night clubs are, where all the confused humans are, where all the rejected westerners are, where all the young Australians boys who are bud & pussy starved are. Patong Beach. Good men go to heaven, Bad men go to Patong Beach.


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Very commercialized tourist destination - you could smell the irish & the aussie influence in the place with quite a numbers of irish & ausie pubs.


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Leprechaun!
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This is the hotel i stayed in, Leelawadee Boutique Hotel. Pretty decent hotel at one end of Patong Beach.

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Beach buggies for rent.

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When the sun sets in Patong beach, alot of cursed Thai humans turn into werewolves, i mean 'lady boys' and they invade the main street of Patong Beach, Bangla Road. As you've just read, even road names in Patong are racists hehe, talk about hell.

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And they are utterly, absolutely, definitely, 100% DISGUSTING.

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You can still see their supressed little dicks dangling from inside their panties.

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And this is what my title suggested. As i was starring at how horid they were - quite amazed at the sight actually - these two devils came to me and acted really surprised that they've spotted a Chinese on the street.

In Patong beach, you just see white & brown. The whites (mostly english & aussie) are the ones spending and stuffing dollars into pussies, the browns (locals or bangladeshis) are the ones who are trading by the paveway & beach. You dont see yellow.
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So they came to me really quickly and looking very susprised they went "da ge, ni hao".
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I said "Hi"
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And before realizing it, one of the devils snatched my right hand and put it on his sillicon boobies. Man, i thought i touched a basketball.


That wasnt the end of the story. They asked for money and almost created a scene because i refused to pay them 200 Thai Baht (each) for "touching them".
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Fuckers. I thought i should've been compensated instead. BEWARE!

I enjoyed the pancakes by the beach. My favourite = Nutella + Banana

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Double seater jetskis go for 1500 Baht per half hour. One seater ones go for 1000 Baht. Para-sailing is 1500 Baht for 2 circles around the bay. This is where you get your rides from

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The cables are pretty fucked... from the Tsunami.

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This was the mosque that did not crumble in the Tsunami... i think.

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Random.

This is where all the Tiger shows are broadcasted live. The World Famous A GO GO bar.

Right next to it, is another Tiger show outlet. This is even more direct - Its called TIGER.

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If you love seafood, you'll love Phuket. I really enjoyed the lobsters & oysters. Fresh & cheap.

The signature dish - Tom Yum Goong

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This is how Mc Donalds pose in Phuket.

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Guess what pie was this? Something i've never heard of.......

Its a Brocolli pie.... and its got bacon bits inside too.... tasty shit.