Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Mat Rempits made 'fehmes' on Hitz.fm

The point is, that was stupid. That was an irresponsible stunt which could have adverse consequences. Complete negligence of risk management.


Anyway, Hitz.fm on one weekday morning during primetime (breakfast show with JJ & Ean), when i was cruising on federal highway to a client meeting, featured 2 MAT REMPITs in the station and they were live on air.


The motive of the program, hosted by JJ & Ean, was to help the MAT REMPITs reconcile with the society - so they can be accepted back in the society, given a job and stop being a nusance to the society. Not realizing that it could deliver the wrong message to the ones who are 'less bright'


Before i proceed, no offense but i LOVE Hitz.fm, otherwise i wouldn't have heard of this. I love the music they play (except weekend midnights because that's all donkey trance) but not exactly all the content they run on the breakfast show.
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Im not saying that JJ & Ean are dumb monkeys trying to pull each others nipples (for you will fucking hate me), but im saying i dont necessarily agree with all the content they run in the breakfast show. Most of the times, they are hillarious with their lame jokes it can make my morning but sometimes, i'll just tune out immediately. a

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Back to the topic - to the ones who are 'less bright' it could be an appeal to be featured on the no.1 English radio station, prime time during the breakfast show. It's like a 20 minutes window to fame - to become the 'talked-about' mat rempits in town which can pick up chics at a 200% higher success ratio.


They could also misinterpret the message and think its OK to continue to be a mat rempit as the No.1 radio station is endorsing them and asking the society to accept them.


Mat Rempit, "hmmmm... maybe they like our demonstations on the road, it could be a tourist attraction. Maybe we should demand money for this!?!... we should go see Malaysia Tourism or their media agency"


One of the statements from the mat rempits, live on national radio - Hitz.fm, was that mat rempits have proper training for the stunts they perform on the roads. And these trainings were actually conducted not on safe, no-traffic tracks but on the highways itself - like industrial training. The statement was meant to defend a statement question from the DJ reflecting the harm they have caused for the stunts they pull-off on the roads.


So to the 'less bright' ones, it could sound like an endorsement that their stunts are justified with proper 'industrial training'.


Anyway, i dug in a bit more about 'MAT REMPITs' and they're actually pretty insane creatures who dont value life. Not only they dont value their own lives but also the lives of all the innocent people around them.

I've also discovered that the stunts they pull off have got a western (or at least a western media) influence/touch. But they "Malaysianize" the stunts. The wellfare in Malaysia doesnt allow mat rempits to afford junkyard cars - even that is too unaffordable for the mat rempits. So they need to adapt to the situation.

So instead of this...

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They do it the Malaysian way.... sedia... awas... JOM kita pergi mati!!! brooom brroooom brrooom.

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Remember what Vin Diesel did with his muscle? He pushed it so hard the upper part of the car lifted into the air from traction created from the back tires.

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Mat rempit thinks that the "mat sallehs" are chicken shit, they do it in their cars. "So what? if it doesnt work out, the car falls flat back on the ground - takade hal leh?"

So they Malaysianize it, increase it by a notch, and live up to "MALAYSIA BOLEH"


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The "mat sallehs" in Fast & Furious carried fucking HOT chics in minis and skin tights on their rides. Here in Malaysia, the mat rempits go
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"Fuck that, i'll show what i can do with my bitch. I can give her 10 times the adrenaline u give to your bitch. And if i do this, the roads will get a free show of my bitches butt cheek - another tourism activity "


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They are so proud of their stunts some of them hire professional photographers to shoot them so they could show their grandsons how brave they were during their younger years.



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There is even a blog i found, which writes about the life of a MAT REMPIT. They have either embraced the social media (so now blogs can also reach mat rempits) or they have their lives being written about, by fans.

But as much as they think its glamorous, they are despised by the society. They are a nuisance, a menace and a pollution to our country's image. Ppl hate them so much they curse mat rempits to turn into turn into monkeys....


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Another blogger even wanted to put a curse on them and turn them into weird, platnet-of-the-ape looking creatures like this ... funny lol




So summary is, stop encouraging the mat rempits. Stop endorsing them, stop trying to get the society to accept them, stop putting them on national radio. Arrest them, confiscate their motorbikes and curse the mat rempit culture. Make the culture so fucking hated, they will be forced to adapt into the 'acceptable' culture.

1 comment:

ean said...

hi dude, thanks so much for you opinion on this.. i actually enjoyed reading your blog man... :) thanks for listening in too and no worries, totally get where you're coming from with this article.. take it easy bro.. :) (not trying to be pc here k? just telling it how i see it)